2.16.2007

What PizzaMen Talk About When They Talk About Delivering Pizzas

Here's an excerpt of a phone conversation I recently had with "The Snake", a fellow pizzaman:

Snake: "Dude, guess where I delivered to tonight?"

PizzaMan: Where?"

S: The apartment where I lost my virginity"

PM: "Nice. What was the story? Who lives there now?"

S: "It was the total classic delivery, two dudes, totally baked out of their minds. They came to the door and I was like 'Hey, pizza's here' and they were like 'Sweet!' and I was like 'You know what else is sweet? This is the apartment I lost my virginity in."

PM: "What did they say to that?"

S: "They were cool about it. The one dude asked which bedroom, I pointed to it and the other dude was like 'YES!'"

PM: "That's pretty good. I had a delivery kind of like that, recently"

S: "Oh yeah? Where?"

PM: "Remember Amy and Jenny's place? The place where they had that one party?"

S: "Yeah".

PM: "Yeah, that place. I delivered there the other night and when the guy came to the door, I said 'Dude, I've had sex in this apartment'".

S: "What did he say?"

PM: "He said 'Me too!'"

S: (laughs) "Sweet!"

PM: "Then we high-fived."

S: "Nice"