1.26.2007
Overheard in Minneapolis
Teenage girl: I think that tapeworm is the best diet!
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Dumbass #1: Amy* really likes to hug everyone.
Dumbass #2: Yeah. She's like an Amish whore.
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60 year-old ballet instructor: We were driving all over! Wisconsin, Iowa, and th-
8 year-old girl (interrupts in utter seriousness): (gasp) I LOVE Iowa!!
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One man to another man: What?! I'm not a vegetarian! I run from vegetation!
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Dumbass #1: Amy* really likes to hug everyone.
Dumbass #2: Yeah. She's like an Amish whore.
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60 year-old ballet instructor: We were driving all over! Wisconsin, Iowa, and th-
8 year-old girl (interrupts in utter seriousness): (gasp) I LOVE Iowa!!
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One man to another man: What?! I'm not a vegetarian! I run from vegetation!
Goodbye, my
friend.
10:48 AM
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