6.19.2007
Good Question
Q: what do you do during the uptown art fair?
A: The Uptown art fair commemorates that time of the year when all the white mothers of nine or more from Wizata, Edina, St. Louis Park and neighboring farms and their SUV's, trucks and noisy little shits invade our neighborhood and our parking lots. Leaving behind excrements and trails of half eaten gyros , lemonade cans, and dead puppies. It is the time Curt, and I always escape by creating a drinking oasis of gin and tonics and leave our doors open for any friends in the neighborhood to come in and join us.
And after we have had our share of oasis water, we walk downstairs in large groups speaking in tongue loudly ( travelers at hand, of course) and start yelling at people, mostly seniors and children, sometimes pretending to be pan-handling lepers. After that, we go and watch the free concerts, after which we stumble up to our apartment and pass out in glory piss.
That's normally the Friday of the fair,
Saturday: repeat.
A: The Uptown art fair commemorates that time of the year when all the white mothers of nine or more from Wizata, Edina, St. Louis Park and neighboring farms and their SUV's, trucks and noisy little shits invade our neighborhood and our parking lots. Leaving behind excrements and trails of half eaten gyros , lemonade cans, and dead puppies. It is the time Curt, and I always escape by creating a drinking oasis of gin and tonics and leave our doors open for any friends in the neighborhood to come in and join us.
And after we have had our share of oasis water, we walk downstairs in large groups speaking in tongue loudly ( travelers at hand, of course) and start yelling at people, mostly seniors and children, sometimes pretending to be pan-handling lepers. After that, we go and watch the free concerts, after which we stumble up to our apartment and pass out in glory piss.
That's normally the Friday of the fair,
Saturday: repeat.
Goodbye, my
friend.
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