11.06.2007
What IS a Barking Spider?
barking spider:
A highly elusive nocturnal specie of spider mainly from the Michigan area but have been spotted throughout parts of Minnesota (also known as the Michigan Barking Spider). While no live specimens have been caught in order to be studied, this is the only spider known to man with the capability to "bark". These spiders are attracted by the scent of Tacos and Burritos also been known to emerge on Carb Free Days. While you may not see them, you will hear them and at times feel them scurrying through the couch cushions. They do use a foul odor as a defensive mechanism. Beware the silent Michigan barking spider, it is a deadly sub-specie and should be avoided at all costs.
sentence example:
Holy Shit! Call pest control. We seem to have an infestation of Michigan Barking Spiders. I think Bob just got hit by a silent one cause I see him convulsing in the corner.
A highly elusive nocturnal specie of spider mainly from the Michigan area but have been spotted throughout parts of Minnesota (also known as the Michigan Barking Spider). While no live specimens have been caught in order to be studied, this is the only spider known to man with the capability to "bark". These spiders are attracted by the scent of Tacos and Burritos also been known to emerge on Carb Free Days. While you may not see them, you will hear them and at times feel them scurrying through the couch cushions. They do use a foul odor as a defensive mechanism. Beware the silent Michigan barking spider, it is a deadly sub-specie and should be avoided at all costs.
sentence example:
Holy Shit! Call pest control. We seem to have an infestation of Michigan Barking Spiders. I think Bob just got hit by a silent one cause I see him convulsing in the corner.
Goodbye, my
friend.
1:58 PM
0 commented
1:58 PM
0 commented